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You Can’t Make This Up |After Senator Zell Miller, Democrat of Georgia, commented that the White House chief of staff should put “Gorilla Glue” on the Oval Office desk chair because “our globe-trotting President needs to stop and take a break and quit gallivanting around,” the Gorilla Glue Company issued this press release, according to Reason.com’s Hit & Run blog:The Gorilla Glue Company Responds to Zell Miller’s Recent Comments We Do Not Advocate Attempting to Glue the Leader of the Free Worl