I like free stuff and I cannot lie
For as long as I can recall, I have been a sucker for free stuff. It doesn’t really matter what the stuff is , but if it’s free, I want it. I’ve been known to stalk maid carts at swanky hotels mercilessly, and often know where the spare bottles of shampoo are kept. A long wait at the dermatologist’s office is totally worth it if I get to stuff my bag with samples of Cetaphil and Aquaphor, and although I’ve never once actually used a shoe horn, I have three of them in my bathroom drawer. Fre