Please Don’t Glue the President!
Unlike the company that makes Sharpie markers, which took advantage of Terrell Owens’s touchdown stunt (signing a football with a Sharpie tucked in his shoe), the Gorilla Glue company wants nothing to do with Zell Miller’s endorsement: The former senator, complaining about our jet-setting president, suggested that maybe “Rahm Emanuel ought to get some Gorilla Glue and put it in that chair in the Oval Office and say ‘Sit here awhile.’” I own Gorilla Glue and it’s pretty tough stuff. But I didn’t